Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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