i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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