you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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