TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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