Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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