what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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