fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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