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I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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