Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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