The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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