i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
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Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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