So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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