im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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