chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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