Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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