So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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