I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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