you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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