i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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