Fuck appropriateness.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Alive.
So much puke
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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