I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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