Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
please come you make the beer taste better
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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