My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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