can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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