Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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