No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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