Dual....:-)
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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