all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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