after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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