If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Even my vagina gasped.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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