Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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