Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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