I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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