are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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