I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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