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you win
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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