After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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