I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
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The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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