i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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