just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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