just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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