yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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