i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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