the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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