That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I see more hoeing in ur future
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