Its about making memories worth repressing
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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