i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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