hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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