That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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