I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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