I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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